Last night we all watched the the lonnnnnng anticipated announcement of Apple’s new phones and as always they have divided the crowd into the questions “Are they revolutionary” or “Are they a game changer”.

I personally am very happy with what they have produced. We need to remember that these are the Iphone 5C and S, the interim designs and not a whole new phone like the iPhone 6 will be, and what they have given us in the 5S is far more than they have ever given us in the 3GS or 4S as opposed to the original 3G and 4. lets do a quick breakdown shall we:

1. Iphone 5C

It comes in 5 colours as you can see above with a high gloss seamless finish, each phone has a matching wallpaper. A good idea for the female market I feel especially with the cases

Im not really a fan of Apple’s cases don’t feel they do the phones any justice. I always source out independent case companies that enhance the original qualities of the phones shape which attracted me in the first place.

You’re still getting the retina display A6 chip

5 element lens iSight camera and a HD large 1.9 pixel front HD FaceTime camera 

So they are not being to tight in what they are offering for this cheaper range or sorry “Affordable Range”. Not my bag but I get it and its a clever move to corner the market, Duke & Duke style.

2. Iphone 5S:

Now this badboy is coming with me!!!!!!

64bit chip, next level light sensor iSight lens, slow motion 120 fps video capture and finger print Touch ID security. = YESSSSS !!!!!!

And more importantly This badboy comes in GOLD..!!!

and also two other colours Silver and a dark grey. Bit annoying that they have got rid of the Black slate “Batman Suit” as I call it though. 

lets get back to the Touch ID.

The home screen button houses a high level touch sensor that can scan at 500 ppi and is able to categorise  you finger print pattern 1 of 3 main groups and recognises multi finger touch with different angle variations. Normally im not involved in these things for reasons I wont say on here but I am sure we all know why. eye retina recognition comes to mind (I will say no more), but they way they have done it is quite clever in the security function.

 They say its not stored on any of they servers or cloud do we believe them.?? hmmmmm

Yes this phone is coming with me. 

This is NOT a new model it is a RE-FIT we were never expecting a game changer in the sense of a new phone new shape whole new setup, and if you thought that then you obviously don’t know how Apple work.

They have not just given us a faster processor and better lens like the previous iphone S range, they have given us 2 types of phones new key features like the new touch ID  sensor scanner, slow motion 120 fps video capture, larger pixel capability, and lets not Bloody forget…. ITS 64 BIT !! what phone is on those levels of processing speeds. Oh and and a new operating system that smashes everyone else

Thank you and good night

Apple done did it again..!!!

I am not even going to talk much because I don’t need to. It all speaks for itself. I am just going to list the new flyness and just applaud with a few captions, in my new a quick breakdown style I like.

There are some things I am not a fan of though mind you, but yes well played Apple.!!

1. OS X Mavericks.

They are done with the cat series concept and focusing on their home city history and landmarks of California “Mavericks” the famous surfing location in Cali being the first in the series. My favourite features are tagging, Multiple displays, and password security.

2. Mac Pro.

Now I thought they were going to do away with this big machine, well!! what was once a big clunky machine now in this new cylindrical shape, I’m not convinced about until I see it in person. I do like the way the back looks though and lights up around all the connections. Ridiculously powerful though with the new flash chipset and this…..

3. New Time Capsules & Extremes

Again not a fan of the design but I understand why. Bigger antenna for the new wireless 802.11ac frequency. “Now that I am excited about.”

4. iOS 7

Now THIS..!!! I am quite hype about. Yes I have already seen the Android apple haters blogging talking about “The moment iOS became Android” or “Apple copying Android for inspiration”. WHO CARES..!! To be honest it was an obvious thing to do going transparent with layers, and besides it looks 20 times better and more flashier than anything Android have ever done, and I have a NEXUS 4 running the best Android operating system so I know what the heck I am talking about unbiasedly. 

Control Center is completely DEEP.!! and very necessary in my life.

The integrated world clock with the weather and the 3D animations, makes me wanna dance the Lambada (The forbidden dance) all by myself with the flashiness of it.

Now I don’t even NEED to talk about the level of flyness for  iOS in the car DO I.??? ANDROID?? SHUT UP..!!

oh and a great head nod to Daft Punk, Nile Rogers, and Pharrell… :)

YES AND YES AGAIN APPLE DONE DID IT AGAIN

Click here if you would like to watch the full presentation 

Ok I will not open with how Apple get me all the time.

I will begin with the killer multi combo that they used to K.O me after watching their live event. 

Now first of all I have been a loyal, I mean “LOYAL!!” fanatic of “Uncle Steve” and Apple since the days of the Macintosh LC II way back in college 

Just to let you know “we ain’t new to this,” Yes it also gives away my age to some extent but who cares, i’m hype right now.!!!

What I just witnessed was a combination of blows and counter blows off the back foot, (to use boxing analogies) that just shut up what I call “The Apple Bootlegger’s” and haters known as “PC stiff lip purists.”

There has been a lot of talk about apple losing their touch, rushing out products, their prices are not competitive especially in the tablet market, yeah yeah, blah blah, cool some of it might substantially true with the maps mix up on the IPhone 5, but who cares. The products they just laced us with unexpectedly to most was on such a level everybody had to just relax themselves and just keep quiet, and don’t get me started on the new fusion drives

1. A new 13 inch retina display Macbook Pro

2. A new Mac Min with Thunderbolt, USB3, HDMI, SD, and Gigabit Ethernet

3. A new ultra slim line iMac 

4. The uppercut knock out blow. The 4th generation iPad and  "The Ipad Mini" to clash the price of all the bootleggers

Now lets break them down one by one.

The new 13inch retina display

2.5Ghz dual core i5 chip which can be boosted up to 3.1, 8 GiG of Ramm and upto 256 GiG of pure Flash Drive. 2 Thunderbolt ports ,USB3 and HDMI with the same ridiculous 2560 x 1600 pixel screen as the 15 inch. 

Complete flyness, but it does not stop there…….

The New Mac Mini

The diagram speaks for itself with all the ports at the back, what I will say is its a 2.3 GHZ quad core i7 chip and yes it can run as an independent server, as little as something that can fit in you bag. “Just leave it alone”

The saucy new iMac 

Now this thing had me completely open, especially when they showed the evolution of how it started, doesn’t even seem that long ago 

The iMac now on its 7th generation is light speed ahead like Usain Bolt. This ultra thin screen first of all is one of the sexiest screens I have seen on any desktop computer. “I defy anyone to tell me any different” upto 3.5 quad core i5 processor with a 1 TB hard drive, dual Thunderbolt as standard, with USB3, SD and Gigabit Ethernet with all the trimmings?? Apple gone clear with this one.

and now……

The iPad Mini

This little saucy beast stole the show for pretty much everyone in the auditorium

Not only does it come in white or my favourite smoked out black which I call “The Batman amour” colours, they kept the theme of the iPhone 5 running through this one, and yes in my opinion it clashes and slaps the face of the Nexus 7 tablet, and starts at $329 which is like £200. PC bootlegger’s keep your lips quiet now please, thank you.

7.9 inch screen, dual core A5 chip, wireless n upto 5ghz, overal size is just 200mm long by 134mm wide.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. APPLE DONE DID IT AGAIN..

Regards

The Dazzler (A loyal fan :) )

THE FULL LENGTH PRESENTATION FOR THE UNAVAILING OF THE IPHONE 5. GO AHEAD AND PRESS PLAY..!!! :)